FINAL EXAMINATION

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Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time Limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately.

1) H I S T O R Y

Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the
present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its
social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on
Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2) M E D I C I N E

You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and
a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your
work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.

3) P U B L I C S P E A K I N G

Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the
classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin
or Greek.

4) B I O L O G Y

Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human
culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier,
with special attention to its probable effect on the English
parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

5) M U S I C

Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute
and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

6) P S Y C H O L O G Y

Based on your degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate the
emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations
of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II,
Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluations with quotations
from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not
necessary to translate.

7) S O C I O L O G Y

Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end
of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

8) M A N A G E M E N T S C I E N C E

Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why?
Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions.
Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals, each terminal to
activate your algorithm; design the communications interface and all
necessary control programs.


9) E N G I N E E R I N G

The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box
on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in
Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the
room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be prepared to
justify your decision.

10) E C O N O M I C S

Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt.
Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas:
Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a
method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all
possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of
view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.

11) P O L I T I C A L S C I E N C E

There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War
III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.

12) E P I S T E M O L O G Y

Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
position.

13) P H Y S I C S

Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an
evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

14) P H I L O S O P H Y

Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its
significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of
thought.

15) G E N E R A L K N O W L E D G E

Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

* * E X T R A C R E D I T * *

Define the universe; give three examples.